Office Udder: A cow-themed stress toy that sticks to your desk.
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Office Udder Stress Ball

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A cow-themed stress toy that sticks to your desk.

Office Udder Stress Ball
Turns any flat surface into an udderly hilarious stress toy!
The rubber outer layer is exceptionally soft, and the appropriately milky interior satisfyingly sloshes with each squish.
The suction cup also allows you to get creative with your play.
With the Office Udder at your side, any serious environment can be transformed into a barn of laughter.
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  • Office Udder Stress Ball
  • Turns any flat surface into an udderly hilarious stress toy!
  • The rubber outer layer is exceptionally soft, and the appropriately milky interior satisfyingly sloshes with each squish.
  • The suction cup also allows you to get creative with your play.
  • With the Office Udder at your side, any serious environment can be transformed into a barn of laughter.
  • Watch video for: Office Udder Stress Ball
  • Video: How Many Stress Balls Can Stop a Bullet?
  • Video: Blowing Up the Rarest Squishies
$12.99
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Overview

Treat yourself to a teat of stress relief! The Office Udder is a suction-cup-enabled mammary gland that turns any flat surface into an udderly hilarious stress toy.

From high-stakes meetings to afterschool detention to presidential war rooms, there's no location where this bovine ball of squish can't lighten the mood. Slap it on your dashboard during your next road rage incident, or squeeze it at your desk the next time your boss asks you to stay late. With the Office Udder at your side, any serious environment can be transformed into a barn of laughter.

Don't let its humorous appearance fool you; the fidgeting properties of this udder are no joke. The rubber outer layer is exceptionally soft, and the appropriately milky interior satisfyingly sloshes with each squish. The four teats are perfect for stretching and the suction cup makes this stress ball especially fun to slap and tug.

The suction cup also allows you to get creative with your play. Try attaching it to the ceiling like a speed bag, or secure it to the back of your phone like the world's goofiest pop-socket. However you decide to use it, you're sure to get a laugh.

Features & specs

  • Cow udder stress ball with a suction cup
  • Approximate Diameter: 3" (7.6 cm)
  • Nt. Wt.: 3.7 oz (105 g)
  • Suction cup requires a smooth, flat surface
  • Ages 3+
  • How Melt Protection Works

    High temperatures during shipping (or a few hours on a sunny porch) can turn a curiously awesome item into a soupy mess.

    At checkout, you can choose to purchase optional Melt Protection to protect your item from extreme heat.

    • Insulated Protection: Selecting Melt Protection at checkout adds thermal wrapping and ice pack(s) to your order.
    • The Guarantee (U.S. only): If melt protection is purchased and your item still arrives melted, we will refund or replace those items.

Sorry! We're sold out until September 11.

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